You Know You're Having a Bad Week When ...

10. Baby Girl wakes up with her face covered in dried snot. You diligently wash it with a warm cloth. You arrive at the sitter's with a Baby Girl whose face is again covered in dried snot. The drive is only 7 miles long.

9. You walk out of the house, only to discover snow covering everything, and still falling, in APRIL.

8. You get to work and discover that Baby Girl wasn't snuggling before work, she was wiping her nose on you, leaving evidence mid-chest.

7. You get to work the following day and discover that somehow there is peanut butter smeared down the sleeve of your blazer.

6. There seem to be a few ants of the stubborn "refuse-to-be-squished" colony inhabiting the area under your bathtub who LIKE Cayenne pepper, bravely crossing the line of red pepper scrimmage in defiance of all of your "how to get rid of ants without using chemicals" research that swears ants. will. not. cross. cayenne. pepper. ever.

5. Not one, but two giant containers of yogurt come barreling out of the refrigerator to attack you just as you are grabbing your lunch on your way out the door. Bonus points if they land upside down on your feet.

4. Himself calls to ask how much is in his account so he can eat lunch out since he forgot his lunch, thereby missing the attack of the killer yogurts. Bonus points if you think "if you have to ask, the answer can't be good."

3. Baby Girl's doctor tells you to feed her more solids. Upon arriving home, however, Baby Girl pinches her lips together after the first bite and refuses to open them, even when you throw up your hands, strip her naked and offer to let her feed herself. She instead quite happily plays with the spoon - unless it has food on it, at which point she turns it around and sucks on the other end.

2. It is 5 days past pay day and your paycheck still hasn't arrived.

1. Your fortune cookie has no fortune.*

*At that point you may as well throw up your hands and hibernate the rest of the week away. After all, it did snow. In April. Hibernation season isn't over yet.